If you ever wonder why Sexy Pharmacy stays online-only, stories like this are Exhibit A.
At a busy adult store in Florida, a woman walked in on a Friday afternoon wearing oversized sunglasses and a suspiciously flawless full face of makeup. She was polite, flirty, said she was “just browsing.” Staff assumed she was picking out lingerie or toys for a fun weekend.
She was — just not in the way anyone expected.
About twenty minutes later, one of the employees heard moaning coming from behind a curtain. Not subtle, not quiet, not romantic. The kind of moaning that comes with a ring light, a tripod, and a tip menu.
By the time they pulled back the curtain, she was halfway through filming a solo video for her OnlyFans, wearing the store’s lingerie, using a product she hadn’t purchased, and whispering dirty things to the camera like she owned the place.
When confronted, she smiled and said, “I’m doing a quick promo shoot. I’m kind of famous.”
She wasn’t. But she was definitely bold.
The store threatened to press charges. She threatened to “expose” them to her followers. Security footage leaked within the week. Twitter had a field day. OnlyFans suspended her account temporarily for breaking content guidelines. And the store ended up having to destroy all the lingerie she touched — over $1,200 worth of merchandise.
Let this be a PSA to all clout chasers and content queens: we love the hustle, but don’t disrespect the space.
And to our Sexy Pharmacy shoppers — this is why we exist. Online. Safe. Discreet. No one’s jerking off in our aisles or streaming on your shopping time. Your vibes stay between you and the checkout cart.
Welcome to the future of adult shopping. No permits required — but please, keep the lingerie for after the delivery.