Let’s be real — if you’re still thinking lube is only for emergencies, you’re playing in the minor leagues. Lube isn’t a backup plan. Lube is a power move. It’s the VIP pass to smoother strokes, better orgasms, and fewer awkward “wait, ow” moments.
The truth is, your body doesn’t always show up with the perfect hydration. Stress, birth control, hormones, condoms, toys — they all dry the vibe. And nobody wants to interrupt the mood for a sudden “hold on, I need to spit.” Grow up. We have products for that now.
Water-based lubes are the vanilla starter pack — safe for toys, condoms, and clean-up. But silicone? That’s luxury lube. Lasts longer, glides smoother, and doesn’t give up mid-thrust like your ex. Just don’t use it on silicone toys unless you like melting things that vibe.
Then there’s oil-based — hot for hand play, terrible for latex, and even worse for your sheets. Use it like butter: a little in the right place makes magic, too much and you’re just greasy and confused.
Now let’s talk about the crap people keep using and calling it lube. Aloe gel? Vaseline? Coconut oil? Stop playing. This is your sex life, not a DIY home spa. If it’s not pH balanced and body-safe, it doesn’t belong inside you or anywhere near your nightstand.
Still think lube’s just an optional extra? Nah. Lube is foreplay. It’s performance. It’s the damn insurance policy against mediocrity. Good lube makes oral hotter, solo smoother, and penetration feel like silk sliding over a wet dream.
You wouldn’t drive a sports car on dry pavement with bald tires. So why are you raw dogging your own pleasure?
Slide into something smoother. Upgrade your glide. The Pleasure Page has your back — and your front — fully covered.