We don’t have a physical store at Sexy Pharmacy — and thank god for that. Because the things we’ve seen happen in brick-and-mortar adult shops? You couldn’t pay us enough to deal with it.
Take this story. It happened at a well-known sex shop in the Midwest, where a woman stormed in with a glittery pink vibrator in one hand and rage in her soul. She slammed it on the counter, still glistening with... something, and shouted, “This didn’t work for me. I want a refund.”
Now listen. Once a toy’s been on that kind of journey, there’s no going back. Most adult shops — and every online one worth trusting — have strict no-return policies for obvious hygiene reasons. But this woman wasn’t trying to hear any of that.
When the manager calmly explained the policy, she didn’t argue. She just picked up the toy… and hurled it. Full force. Right into the manager’s chest. Like some kind of silicone boomerang of disappointment.
Security got called. The woman screamed. The police showed up. The officer allegedly asked why the item was sticky. And that’s where the story ends and the therapy begins.
Running an adult business means dealing with pleasure, yes — but it also means dodging madness. That’s why Sexy Pharmacy doesn’t do walk-ins, weirdos, or thrown toys. We’re fully online, fully discreet, and built to protect your pleasure and your sanity.
No in-store meltdowns. No awkward returns. Just quality products, fast delivery, and a little wink in every box.